Friends and loved ones agree that my only (one! singular!) flaw is that if you ask, “Oh, haven’t you seen [insert beloved classic film here]?” my answer is pretty much always no. (“Citizen Kane”? Nope!) Let’s blame it on growing up deep in a valley in the heart of Oregon, just like all my other quirks.
Everyone says learning doesn’t end when college does, so here goes an attempt to educate myself: Let’s watch some classic films, guys! And since you’ve already seen them, you don’t need me to tell you what they’re about. Instead, I’ll write my predicted plot synopsis and then we’ll all laugh about how incredibly wrong I am.
We present: VAGUE IMPRESSIONS, ASSUMPTIONS AND PREDICTIONS ABOUT FAMOUS MOVIES I HAVEN’T ACTUALLY SEEN Continue reading
